My Review of Nike D-Tack Demolition Lineman Gloves

Originally submitted at The Sports Authority

Designed to offer essential protection during battle without slowing you down, these lightweight, flexible Nike® D-Tack Demolition Lineman gloves feature a textured leather palm that provides exceptional grip and durability. The contoured, segmented foam padding on the back ensures both protect...

Nike D-Tack Demolition Lineman Gloves

Reccomended

By Scumdog from South Royalton, VT on 11/3/2007

 

5out of 5

Pros: Good Grip, Breathable, Excellent Protection, Comfortable

Best Uses: Defensive linemen, Game Day, Practice, Offencive linemen, Center

Describe Yourself: Semi-pro

I'm a center, with very small hands, and I wouldn't have been able to snap effectively without these gloves. The tackification wore off after about eight weeks, I'm ordering my second pair.

(legalese)

Don't Tase Me, Bro!!!

quarterback preview

Damn White People

White Whine

Schools Need Help

'Students First In Line' Program To Offer Job Training At Needy Schools

WTF!!!!!!!!

Korean Baseball...it's FANtastic!!!

Can someone explain what is going on here?

Mike Vick: Dog Trainer

Entitlement

This is usually a blog for silly YouTube finds, but this entry from Second City Cop hit a raw nerve on Scumdog. The current status of the welfare state is ruining this country. Crap.

(Second City Cop)

Egyptions...not exaclty progressive when it comes to sports.

I wonder what they think of the WNBA

(Deadspin)

More on North Carolina Hand Written Lawsuit Prisoner...

I think I have a new hero...

(Epic Carnival)

The Greatest Story Ever Told

I know I shall share a bit from the best movie ever...

Courting the Idgit Vote

Is it just me, or is THE ONION the only "news" source that is being honest to us about the political process...enjoy...


In The Know: Candidates Compete For Vital Idgit Vote

Who Needs Lawyers

(Above the Law)

This would be a lot better of the complaintant wasn't obviously crazy.

I really need to stop with the acid...

Could someone tell be if this is real, or in my head???

(With Leather)

WTF!!!!!!!! (a.k.a. the return of GodTube)

Iowa Straw Poll

You Are What You Wear

(The Smoking Gun)

Also, you should probably be ready for your close-up.


(Home Run Derby)

Football is Coming Back

Redskins' H-Back is Awesome!!! (With Leather)

David Carr is a good father (KSK)

What, Exactly is Sunday??? (Deadspin)

Lewis Black on Barry

Turn Left!!!

NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: 'Drive Fast'

The Shallow, Poorly Explained Science Proves It!!!

Notice how he never explains "why" the world could not possily be old. The pattern can be broken down thusly. Step 1: Introduce impressively name scientific proposition. Step 2: Without eplaining said proposition, declare that a certain part of the universe does not conform to it. Step 3: Quckly move on to next topic before anyone has a chance to contemplate what was just said...

Makin' it Rain on Dem Hoes!!!

YouTube Theatre/Facebook Finds Mash-Up

Wash U Ass!(KSK)

No, really, Wash U Ass! (KSK)

This looks like a good coaching technique. Now how can I inroduce it to my 5 and under youth soccer team? (Deadspin)

Sesame Street teaches kids how to buy drugs.(YouTube)

The Red State Report (MySpace)

I'm not the only one who finds Sportscenter unwatchable. (YouTube)

A look inside Al-Quieda's recruiting technique. (YouTube)

Sammy Sosa reacts to his 600th dinger. (The Dugout)

WithLeather is Having the Best Day Ever!!!

I'm so not gay, look at the hot chick I'm going to marry!!!

Crackhead Chunking

"Can I be your first baby daddy?"

The Hobolympics closing ceremony is not a glamorous affair

Bulletin: Pyramid Scheme Highly Successful in the South

French People are Assholes

PacMan Fever

Things May Have Gotten A Little Out of Control Last Night...

Beer Pong is an interesting "sport." The individual house rules can be more infuriating than, say, Monopoly because drinking is involved. I think this may be the most appropriate way to handle a situation where two teams are playing by different rules.

Hitchin' a Ride

My simple mind is unable to explain this properly. Enjoy

Masturbatory Fodder

Alright, I feel kind of dirty for spending the last post speaking about Paris Hilton. Let us get back to a legit subject...hot women athletes!!!

Here is a good place to get us started on our next assignment, discovering the hotest female athlete on this here sphere we call Planet Earth...enjoy!

The Saga of Paris

The genious that is What Would Tyler Durden Do? is all over the Paris goes to jail fiasco...some highlights


Turning to the Lord
My favorite part is how you can see her nipple through her dress whilst she lugs around the good book.

The booking document
5'8" 115lbs...that's hot.

An eerie foreshadowing
Who do you think is more diseased in the jail, the junkies and whores or Paris? (The latter Scumdog assumes is a bit of a junkie and whore.)

The cavity search
Now a LA County Deputy has been only where Matt Leinart, Brian Urlacher, a cadre of Greek Shipping heirs, the cast of The OC, and the Los Angeles Dodgers have been before.

The great escape
The drama begins.

An electronic ankle bracelet...on no!
The best part about that photo is how the ridiculous glasses draw attention to her poorly reconstructed nose.

House arrest
No matter how big the place is, it could be a living hell for a jet-setting heiress.

Identifying a reason for release
Isn't a suicidal Paris Hilton exactly what the world needs?

The plan erodes...
Uh oh, judge no likey.

You're damn right you're going to court
How did she get out of jail without a judge's orderin the first place?

In cuffs
Finally, video

Another theory
Nothing like a herpes innuendo to get my interest

Mom! It's not fair!
Now she's got to do the whole 45...tee hee

So, is the party cancelled?
Hospital time

Impropriety in Hollywood? Never
The Hilton family gave money, blah blah...

Don Cherry Would be Pleased...

A blog with the greatest tag line ever brings us a story of a couple of NHL enforcers, who happen to be brothers...and Canadian...running a summer camp to teach kids how to hockey fight. All is right with the world in Regina, Saskatch...Sasquatch...Saskatasaka...Canada...

Enjoy the work of Barry Melrose Rocks.

Please Help Ethan Allen Save Hockey

Don Cherry is one of Scumdog's favorite people on the planet.

(thanks to: With Leather)

Al Qaeda Angry at Slow Development...

The Onion does it again.


Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays

(By the way, now that I know I can embed videos from The Onion, expect a lot of them. The Onion has always articulated what I want to say, but am not creative enough to imagine on my own, and that is what this blog is all about.)

Here Piggy Piggy Piggy...

11-year old Alabama boy kills thousand pound feral pig. (ABC News)

How to Play Football

Special thanks to EDSBS.

I Hate Hippies...

and this is why.



What exactly is going on here?

Breakdancing...and Your Child

Planet Unicorn...Hey =)

Big Thanks to KSK for sharing this with the world. I will offer no comment...

The Legend of the Shocker

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Ethan Allen YouTube Theatre: Special Mother's Day and Jesus Edition

A cute Mother's Day Picture.

Even Black Mommies get cards!!!

Jesus' little brother is not as dedicated.

Spreading the Good Word(s).

And for no reason at all Light Sabers!!!

Anal-Lust

This guy is back...this one actually pisses me off. I don't understand how can use the bible to spread hate. But here you go.

Below the vidoe is some interesting counterpoints to Crazy McReverend's tirade from religioustolerance.org.

	In ancient Jewish literature, such as the Ethics of the Fathers and the Talmud, there are many references to Sodom. The phrase "middat Sdom" was used. It may be translated as "the way the people of Sodom thought". It meant a lack of charity and hospitality towards others; ignoring the needs of the poor, etc. In the Middle East, a person's survival could depend upon the charity of strangers. To help strangers was a solemn religious duty of paramount importance. See Leviticus 19:33-34 and Matthew 25:35, 38 and 43.
	Isaiah 1; The entire first chapter is an utter condemnation of Judah. They are repeatedly compared with Sodom and Gomorrah in their evildoing and depravity. Throughout the chapter, the Prophet lists many sins of the people: rebelling against God, lacking in knowledge, deserting the Lord, idolatry, engaging in meaningless religious ritual, being unjust and oppressive to others, being insensitive to the needs of widows and orphans, committing murder, accepting bribes, etc. There is no reference to homosexuality or to any other sexual activities at all.
	Jeremiah 23:14:"...among the prophets of Jerusalem I have seen something horrible: They commit adultery and live a lie. They strengthen the hands of evildoers, so that no one turns from his wickedness. They are all like Sodom to me; the people of Jerusalem are like Gomorrah." Jeremiah compares the actions of the prophets with the adultery, lying and evil of the people of Sodom. Homosexual activity is not mentioned.
	Ezekeiel 16:49-50:"Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy. They were haughty and did detestable things before me. Therefore I did away with them as you have seen." God states clearly that he destroyed Sodom's sins because of their pride, their excess of food while the poor and needy suffered; sexual activity is not even mentioned.
	Matthew 10:14-15: Jesus implied that the sin of the people of Sodom was to be inhospitable to strangers.
	Luke 10:7-16: This is parallel passage to the verses from Matthew.
	2 Peter 6-8: Peter mentions that God destroyed the adults and children of Sodom because the former were ungodly, unprincipled and lawless.

Your Tiny Bathing Suit Demeans Us All

Your tiny bathing suit demeans us all.
(Homestarrunner.com)

It's coming...
(Gamespot)

I bet this guy gets a bunch of prank phone calls.
(EDSBS)

I once worked as an archivist in a museum, I wonder if I'm qulified to work here?
(The Simpsons Archive)

The Iron Sheik is doing his part to help U.S./Middle East relations.
(Deadspin)

Judging, always judging.
(ladies...)

Ethan Allen YouTube Theatre: Hockey Fights Pt. II: Electric Bugaloo

Back by popular demand, Hockey Fights!!!

A very special thanks to Frog-Canuck (that's French-Canadian, for those of you who aren't as jingoistic as Scumdog) Andrew Clopman for the new vids.

Enjoy, you sick bastards!!!


The Knuckles Nilan riot of 1986, featuring Patrick Roy, Claude Lemieux, Brian Skrudland and Chris Chelios
(YouTube)

Odjick, Stock playoffs
(YouTube)

Chelios v. Hextall
(TouTube)

The great Odelein headbutt
(YouTube)

EAIH's Music Video of the Moment

Helz yeah, It's all about the home state of this blog's patron saint!!! (That's Vermont, for all of us that went to public school.)

Hel 2 da naw cracka!!!

Puff, Puff, Pass Mothefucker

Ricky Williams, Red Wings fans are high. The audio is a must listen on this one. (With Leather)(Audio)

If "The Onion" ran the Suprem Court. (The Onion) (The Onion) (The Onion)

(Special thanks to freind of the show, Chris Karr, for finding the "Onion" articles. He's not that bad, for being from Wisconsin.)

Black America May Have a Problem

Anyone who thinks that race relations in America have advanced to a point where it is an isignificant issue has their head buried in the proverbial sand. Recently, however, there has been an increased movement in the African-American community that is deeply critical of...the African-American community.



WWMLKD? The Boodocks has and idea...(YouTube)
Jason Whitlock does not like black "leadership." (AOL)
Charles Barkley thinks Barack Obama is black enough. (Deadspin)
Do White Liberals care? Should they? (The Debate Link)

Jesus Sez: Know Your Role Broads!!!

You know, the British accent makes him sound sophisticated...he's still crazy...but sophisticated sounding none the less.

(I should warn you, this thing is like a car wreck...you can't turn away...but you don't want to look.)

(Also, if you don't want to watch the whole thing, the "money shot," as it were, is at the four minute mark.)





Update: Sorry about the video, the problem is with GodTube, hopefully it will work again soon. Perhaps Jesus just hates me, does anyone know why? (hint: the "when christians attack" tag probably doesn't help much.)

You Find a Running Theme in This One, I'm Tired.

A turtle attacking a cat. Those guys at Kissing Suzy Kolber have more time on their hands to search YouTube that I do.(KSK)
The NHL Playoffs are better that the NBA playoffs. (St. Petersburg Times)
SEC Football coaches are "Staying Alive." (Fanhouse)
Vote to put an angry fat guy from Missouri, and one of Scumdog's good friends, on The Real World.(Real World Casting)
Dumb people get golf clubs, hilarity ensues!!! (With Leather)

Mickey Mantle, All-American Boy

Mickey Mantle, All-American Boy.



A transcription:

Q:I consider the following my outstanding experience at Yankee Stadium:

A:I got a blow job under the right field bleachers by the Yankee bull pen.

Q:This event occurred on or about: (give as much detail as you can)

A:It was about the third or fourth inning. I had a pulled groin and couldn't fuck at the time. She was a very nice girl and asked me what to do with the cum after I came in her mouth. I said don't ask me, I'm no cock-sucker.

Signed: *Mickey Mantle
*The All-American Boy

Ethan Allen YouTube Theatre: Hockey Fights Edition

Best fight ever??? (YouTube)
The KO Compilation (YouTube)
Goalies!!! (YouTube)
Craig Berube (YouTube)
Almost guys, almost. (YouTube)
Screaming, harpy hockey mom. (YouTube)
The kids are alright. (YouTube)

For more, go to The Hockey Fight Site

EAIH's Music Video of the Moment

Guilty Pleasure...it all started with the Volvo.

Proof Positive that God is a Monkey

Fremont is Basically A Parking Lot With a Mayor

This clip from YouTube has changed my life...

Jesus of the Week

If you love Jesus and you know it, clap your hands and click here!

EAIH's Music Video of the Moment

Clutch-Electric Worry
From Beale Street to Oblivian

Electric Worry

Add to My Profile | More Videos

The one where Eye Black and the First Amendment Come Together

Something for the ladies and the non-traditional male readers.(ladies...)

The World League...of...buying naming rights??? (Deadspin)

Apparently George Washington and Right-Wing politics go together like turkey and stuffing. (The Fire)

When does football start again? (EDSBS)

Ah, my Cubbies (The Dugout)

Welcome

Welcome to Ethan Allen's Intestate Heirs...where I steal all the best stuff from the internet and bring it to you, weary traveler.

Let's see if we can get this started right!!!

Hey Guys, she's attractive, she's a world class athlete, and she just turned 18!!! (With Leather)

Man, I'd really like to get ahold of those...shirts!!! (ladies...)

I'm going to help you waste your life and save your soul. (GodTube)

A bear killing and eating a moose. I don't think I need a funny tagline there. (KSK)

Super Bowl Live Blog

6:19:05 PM: It's raining on Billy Joel, and ladies and gentlemen, he' butchering the national anthem. I've returned home from a Super Bowl party because it's impossible to watch a game with a bunch of people talking, and I'm an asshole.

6:25:29 PM: Bears win the toss; I just had a flashback to the pre-game show abortion.

6:28:49 PM: Devin Hester returns the opening kickoff 92 yards for a score, how many people's prop bets have either broke them, or made them very happy…

6:35:19 PM: Chris Harris picks Peyton Manning, only because two other Bears dropped easy interceptions. Doritos does not start the commercials off very well. Dear God, Katie Couric…

6:38:57 PM: The Sex Cannon completes his first pass, hide the virgins, "good Rex" is at the game tonight.

6:39:52 PM: Uh oh, "Fuck it, I'm throwing deep" Rex just showed up.

6:41:01 PM: How the hell did "salesgenie.com" afford a fucking Super Bowl spot, that commercial looked like it belonged on Comedy Central at 3 AM.

6:44:17 PM: At first glance, it appears our quarterback match up is "Fuck it, I'm throwing deep" Rex versus "Happy Feet" Peyton

6:47:34 PM: Apparently, Da Bears did not put "covering Reggie Wayne" into the defensive game plan for the Super Bowl and a bad handle by Hunter "don't call me S" Smith saves the Bears a point.

6:52:29 PM: Huge Play! The Bears lose the ensuing kickoff and now…HOLY SHIT, HUGER PLAY! The Bears have the ball now, JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST big run by Thomas Jones…This game is just playing with my emotions.

6:55:18 PM: Touchdown! Sex Cannon to the prophet Mohammed (the Islamists are not going to like this one)

6:59:26 PM: A movie about a Black swim team, everyone knows Black people can't swim, stupid Hollywood…

7:00:37 PM: Carlos Mencia brings political incorrectness to Super Bowl commercials

7:05:09 PM: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! Bob Sanders is a very bad man…Colts ball at the 43 after a Benson fumble caused by Sanders.

7:10:12 PM: After a Colts punt, Bob Sanders and Bethea teaches Cedric Benson to rung between the tackles on the worst running defense in NFL history…What the fuck??

7:14:51 PM: David Spade looks excited to be at the Super Bowl

7:15:58 PM: End of First Quarter

7:22:48 PM: Decent drive by the Colts Vinatieri is in, and it's good. 14-9 Chicago

7:24:33 PM: Dumbass Dalmatian commercial from Bud, fuckin' AWESOME Ultraman and hair metal commercial for some GPS product I can't remember, can't afford, and don't need.

7:31:02 PM: Um what the hell was that with the dumb looking Chevy and men in their underwear…um, way to know the Football audience Chevy, no wonder the "Big 3" is losing money by the truckload.

7:35:04 PM: Touchdown Dominic Rhodes, he burrowed in on that one, Indy has their first lead at 16-14.

7:39:54 PM: Chevy pulls out another crap effort with a suicidal manufacturing robot.

7:45:05 PM: CBS starts the Colts' possession with an Urlacher dick-sucking "Simms Spotlight." Who wants to bet that the Barbaro's put together a good drive this time?

7:49:23 PM: two-minute warning

7:50:24 PM: Ugly fumble by Fletcher, Bears ball.

7:51:15 PM: Ugly fumble by Sex Cannon, Colts ball.

7:53:19 PM: Colts run a, um I don't know, option? This game is fucking U-G-L-Y, it ain't got no alibi. And, according to Frito Lay, there are black people involved in today's game.

7:57:00 PM: Vinatieri missed the kick, 16-14 Colts at the half, and the winner if the first half…the turnover!!!

8:30:26 PM: Prince brought the "A" for the half-time show, and the Colts get the ball first in the second half.

8:38:44 PM: Waiting for a "too many men on the field" review, and Nantz finally make a good point, Indy has had the ball for half of the 3rd quarter, and he made it five minutes after my roommate recognized it, but it was a good point. Field goal Colts, 19-14.

8:43:16 PM: Sex Cannon comes on for the first time in over an hour (not counting the fumbled snap), this could be bad.

8:47:32 PM: Two okay plays to give Bears' fans hope, then Sex Cannon trips running from Booger, followed by a "Keystone Kops) fumble…punt

8:49:03 PM: Careerbuilder.com just checked in with the best commercial of the day, office workers fighting for a promotion, while wearing office supplies as armor. Well played Careerbuilder.com, well played…

8:51:04 PM: Rhodes busts off a big run, this could be the finishing blow drive here…fifteen yard facemask tacked onto an 8 yard run.

8:54:30 PM: Chicago dodges another red zone bullet, and then runs into the kicker; they're still alive, though. 22-14.

8:56:56 PM: Robert Goulet is destroying an office for Emerald Nuts, and a pretty White girl thinks Charles Barkley is Dwayne Wade's dad.

8:59:54 PM: Kevin Federline, Oh my fucking god…

9:04:44 PM: A nice Jewish boy kicks a field goal for the Bears, and we're looking at 22-17. Why is this game so close?

9:11:24 PM: End of the Third, 22-17…oh dear go Katie Couric…It's still a one possession game folks.

9:24:38 PM: After the Sex Cannon gets saved by the receiver on a throw behind him, he then returns to his old form, and *BAM* pick-6…29-17 and Nantz is telling us that no team has ever come back from more than ten down in the fourth…Well It'll be nice for Happy Feet to get some recognition for his efforts, he never gets any recognitions.

9:28:45 PM: Jay-Z and Don Shula…aw fuck it, I can't do that piece of crap justice in a live blog.

9:32:41 PM: Sex Cannon, after some successful underneath mid-range crossing patterns, says "Fuck it, I'm going deep!!" Interception Bob Sanders…Before the play I was making the jokes, and then he did it, it was destiny. Sextasy under threw the ball poorly.

9:44:41 PM: This game is underwhelming

9:47:20 PM: So, now comes the time to think about the MVP award. There are no impressive statistics in this game, so I think it's going to be Peyton Manning by default. The real MVP is the Colts' offensive line. Happy Feet has had plenty of time, and the running game has been more than effective (as I write this, the Colts are breaking off rushing yards in ten-yard chunks). If there was a playoff MVP, Bob Sanders all the way, the man is a machine.

9:58:30 PM: Gatorade shower, and ball game. Colts 29 Bears 17, in a wildly unentertaining Super Bowl XLI, I'm going to go get drunk.