Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Al Qaeda Angry at Slow Development...

The Onion does it again.


Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays


(By the way, now that I know I can embed videos from The Onion, expect a lot of them. The Onion has always articulated what I want to say, but am not creative enough to imagine on my own, and that is what this blog is all about.)

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Saturday, May 19, 2007

I Hate Hippies...

and this is why.



What exactly is going on here?

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Planet Unicorn...Hey =)

Big Thanks to KSK for sharing this with the world. I will offer no comment...

Sunday, May 13, 2007

The Legend of the Shocker

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Ethan Allen YouTube Theatre: Special Mother's Day and Jesus Edition

A cute Mother's Day Picture.

Even Black Mommies get cards!!!

Jesus' little brother is not as dedicated.

Spreading the Good Word(s).

And for no reason at all Light Sabers!!!

Anal-Lust

This guy is back...this one actually pisses me off. I don't understand how can use the bible to spread hate. But here you go.

Below the vidoe is some interesting counterpoints to Crazy McReverend's tirade from religioustolerance.org.






In ancient Jewish literature, such as the Ethics of the Fathers and the Talmud, there are many references to Sodom. The phrase "middat Sdom" was used. It may be translated as "the way the people of Sodom thought". It meant a lack of charity and hospitality towards others; ignoring the needs of the poor, etc. In the Middle East, a person's survival could depend upon the charity of strangers. To help strangers was a solemn religious duty of paramount importance. See Leviticus 19:33-34 and Matthew 25:35, 38 and 43.


Isaiah 1; The entire first chapter is an utter condemnation of Judah. They are repeatedly compared with Sodom and Gomorrah in their evildoing and depravity. Throughout the chapter, the Prophet lists many sins of the people: rebelling against God, lacking in knowledge, deserting the Lord, idolatry, engaging in meaningless religious ritual, being unjust and oppressive to others, being insensitive to the needs of widows and orphans, committing murder, accepting bribes, etc. There is no reference to homosexuality or to any other sexual activities at all.


Jeremiah 23:14:"...among the prophets of Jerusalem I have seen something horrible: They commit adultery and live a lie. They strengthen the hands of evildoers, so that no one turns from his wickedness. They are all like Sodom to me; the people of Jerusalem are like Gomorrah." Jeremiah compares the actions of the prophets with the adultery, lying and evil of the people of Sodom. Homosexual activity is not mentioned.


Ezekeiel 16:49-50:"Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy. They were haughty and did detestable things before me. Therefore I did away with them as you have seen." God states clearly that he destroyed Sodom's sins because of their pride, their excess of food while the poor and needy suffered; sexual activity is not even mentioned.

Matthew 10:14-15: Jesus implied that the sin of the people of Sodom was to be inhospitable to strangers.


Luke 10:7-16: This is parallel passage to the verses from Matthew.


2 Peter 6-8: Peter mentions that God destroyed the adults and children of Sodom because the former were ungodly, unprincipled and lawless.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Your Tiny Bathing Suit Demeans Us All

Your tiny bathing suit demeans us all.
(Homestarrunner.com)

It's coming...
(Gamespot)

I bet this guy gets a bunch of prank phone calls.
(EDSBS)

I once worked as an archivist in a museum, I wonder if I'm qulified to work here?
(The Simpsons Archive)

The Iron Sheik is doing his part to help U.S./Middle East relations.
(Deadspin)

Judging, always judging.
(ladies...)

Friday, May 11, 2007

Ethan Allen YouTube Theatre: Hockey Fights Pt. II: Electric Bugaloo

Back by popular demand, Hockey Fights!!!

A very special thanks to Frog-Canuck (that's French-Canadian, for those of you who aren't as jingoistic as Scumdog) Andrew Clopman for the new vids.

Enjoy, you sick bastards!!!


The Knuckles Nilan riot of 1986, featuring Patrick Roy, Claude Lemieux, Brian Skrudland and Chris Chelios
(YouTube)

Odjick, Stock playoffs
(YouTube)

Chelios v. Hextall
(TouTube)

The great Odelein headbutt
(YouTube)

EAIH's Music Video of the Moment

Helz yeah, It's all about the home state of this blog's patron saint!!! (That's Vermont, for all of us that went to public school.)

Hel 2 da naw cracka!!!


Puff, Puff, Pass Mothefucker

Ricky Williams, Red Wings fans are high. The audio is a must listen on this one. (With Leather)(Audio)

If "The Onion" ran the Suprem Court. (The Onion) (The Onion) (The Onion)

(Special thanks to freind of the show, Chris Karr, for finding the "Onion" articles. He's not that bad, for being from Wisconsin.)

Black America May Have a Problem

Anyone who thinks that race relations in America have advanced to a point where it is an isignificant issue has their head buried in the proverbial sand. Recently, however, there has been an increased movement in the African-American community that is deeply critical of...the African-American community.



WWMLKD? The Boodocks has and idea...(YouTube)
Jason Whitlock does not like black "leadership." (AOL)
Charles Barkley thinks Barack Obama is black enough. (Deadspin)
Do White Liberals care? Should they? (The Debate Link)

Jesus Sez: Know Your Role Broads!!!

You know, the British accent makes him sound sophisticated...he's still crazy...but sophisticated sounding none the less.

(I should warn you, this thing is like a car wreck...you can't turn away...but you don't want to look.)

(Also, if you don't want to watch the whole thing, the "money shot," as it were, is at the four minute mark.)





Update: Sorry about the video, the problem is with GodTube, hopefully it will work again soon. Perhaps Jesus just hates me, does anyone know why? (hint: the "when christians attack" tag probably doesn't help much.)

Thursday, May 10, 2007

You Find a Running Theme in This One, I'm Tired.

A turtle attacking a cat. Those guys at Kissing Suzy Kolber have more time on their hands to search YouTube that I do.(KSK)
The NHL Playoffs are better that the NBA playoffs. (St. Petersburg Times)
SEC Football coaches are "Staying Alive." (Fanhouse)
Vote to put an angry fat guy from Missouri, and one of Scumdog's good friends, on The Real World.(Real World Casting)
Dumb people get golf clubs, hilarity ensues!!! (With Leather)

Mickey Mantle, All-American Boy

Mickey Mantle, All-American Boy.



A transcription:

Q:I consider the following my outstanding experience at Yankee Stadium:

A:I got a blow job under the right field bleachers by the Yankee bull pen.

Q:This event occurred on or about: (give as much detail as you can)

A:It was about the third or fourth inning. I had a pulled groin and couldn't fuck at the time. She was a very nice girl and asked me what to do with the cum after I came in her mouth. I said don't ask me, I'm no cock-sucker.

Signed: *Mickey Mantle
*The All-American Boy

Ethan Allen YouTube Theatre: Hockey Fights Edition

Best fight ever??? (YouTube)
The KO Compilation (YouTube)
Goalies!!! (YouTube)
Craig Berube (YouTube)
Almost guys, almost. (YouTube)
Screaming, harpy hockey mom. (YouTube)
The kids are alright. (YouTube)

For more, go to The Hockey Fight Site

EAIH's Music Video of the Moment

Guilty Pleasure...it all started with the Volvo.


Proof Positive that God is a Monkey

Fremont is Basically A Parking Lot With a Mayor

This clip from YouTube has changed my life...

Jesus of the Week

If you love Jesus and you know it, clap your hands and click here!

EAIH's Music Video of the Moment

Clutch-Electric Worry
From Beale Street to Oblivian

Electric Worry

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The one where Eye Black and the First Amendment Come Together

Something for the ladies and the non-traditional male readers.(ladies...)

The World League...of...buying naming rights??? (Deadspin)

Apparently George Washington and Right-Wing politics go together like turkey and stuffing. (The Fire)

When does football start again? (EDSBS)

Ah, my Cubbies (The Dugout)

Welcome

Welcome to Ethan Allen's Intestate Heirs...where I steal all the best stuff from the internet and bring it to you, weary traveler.

Let's see if we can get this started right!!!

Hey Guys, she's attractive, she's a world class athlete, and she just turned 18!!! (With Leather)

Man, I'd really like to get ahold of those...shirts!!! (ladies...)

I'm going to help you waste your life and save your soul. (GodTube)

A bear killing and eating a moose. I don't think I need a funny tagline there. (KSK)