The Shallow, Poorly Explained Science Proves It!!!

Notice how he never explains "why" the world could not possily be old. The pattern can be broken down thusly. Step 1: Introduce impressively name scientific proposition. Step 2: Without eplaining said proposition, declare that a certain part of the universe does not conform to it. Step 3: Quckly move on to next topic before anyone has a chance to contemplate what was just said...

Makin' it Rain on Dem Hoes!!!

YouTube Theatre/Facebook Finds Mash-Up

Wash U Ass!(KSK)

No, really, Wash U Ass! (KSK)

This looks like a good coaching technique. Now how can I inroduce it to my 5 and under youth soccer team? (Deadspin)

Sesame Street teaches kids how to buy drugs.(YouTube)

The Red State Report (MySpace)

I'm not the only one who finds Sportscenter unwatchable. (YouTube)

A look inside Al-Quieda's recruiting technique. (YouTube)

Sammy Sosa reacts to his 600th dinger. (The Dugout)

WithLeather is Having the Best Day Ever!!!

I'm so not gay, look at the hot chick I'm going to marry!!!

Crackhead Chunking

"Can I be your first baby daddy?"

The Hobolympics closing ceremony is not a glamorous affair

Bulletin: Pyramid Scheme Highly Successful in the South

French People are Assholes

PacMan Fever

Things May Have Gotten A Little Out of Control Last Night...

Beer Pong is an interesting "sport." The individual house rules can be more infuriating than, say, Monopoly because drinking is involved. I think this may be the most appropriate way to handle a situation where two teams are playing by different rules.

Hitchin' a Ride

My simple mind is unable to explain this properly. Enjoy

Masturbatory Fodder

Alright, I feel kind of dirty for spending the last post speaking about Paris Hilton. Let us get back to a legit subject...hot women athletes!!!

Here is a good place to get us started on our next assignment, discovering the hotest female athlete on this here sphere we call Planet Earth...enjoy!

The Saga of Paris

The genious that is What Would Tyler Durden Do? is all over the Paris goes to jail fiasco...some highlights


Turning to the Lord
My favorite part is how you can see her nipple through her dress whilst she lugs around the good book.

The booking document
5'8" 115lbs...that's hot.

An eerie foreshadowing
Who do you think is more diseased in the jail, the junkies and whores or Paris? (The latter Scumdog assumes is a bit of a junkie and whore.)

The cavity search
Now a LA County Deputy has been only where Matt Leinart, Brian Urlacher, a cadre of Greek Shipping heirs, the cast of The OC, and the Los Angeles Dodgers have been before.

The great escape
The drama begins.

An electronic ankle bracelet...on no!
The best part about that photo is how the ridiculous glasses draw attention to her poorly reconstructed nose.

House arrest
No matter how big the place is, it could be a living hell for a jet-setting heiress.

Identifying a reason for release
Isn't a suicidal Paris Hilton exactly what the world needs?

The plan erodes...
Uh oh, judge no likey.

You're damn right you're going to court
How did she get out of jail without a judge's orderin the first place?

In cuffs
Finally, video

Another theory
Nothing like a herpes innuendo to get my interest

Mom! It's not fair!
Now she's got to do the whole 45...tee hee

So, is the party cancelled?
Hospital time

Impropriety in Hollywood? Never
The Hilton family gave money, blah blah...

Don Cherry Would be Pleased...

A blog with the greatest tag line ever brings us a story of a couple of NHL enforcers, who happen to be brothers...and Canadian...running a summer camp to teach kids how to hockey fight. All is right with the world in Regina, Saskatch...Sasquatch...Saskatasaka...Canada...

Enjoy the work of Barry Melrose Rocks.

Please Help Ethan Allen Save Hockey

Don Cherry is one of Scumdog's favorite people on the planet.

(thanks to: With Leather)