Schools Need Help

'Students First In Line' Program To Offer Job Training At Needy Schools

Courting the Idgit Vote

Is it just me, or is THE ONION the only "news" source that is being honest to us about the political process...enjoy...


In The Know: Candidates Compete For Vital Idgit Vote

Turn Left!!!

NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: 'Drive Fast'

Al Qaeda Angry at Slow Development...

The Onion does it again.


Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays

(By the way, now that I know I can embed videos from The Onion, expect a lot of them. The Onion has always articulated what I want to say, but am not creative enough to imagine on my own, and that is what this blog is all about.)

Puff, Puff, Pass Mothefucker

Ricky Williams, Red Wings fans are high. The audio is a must listen on this one. (With Leather)(Audio)

If "The Onion" ran the Suprem Court. (The Onion) (The Onion) (The Onion)

(Special thanks to freind of the show, Chris Karr, for finding the "Onion" articles. He's not that bad, for being from Wisconsin.)