You Find a Running Theme in This One, I'm Tired.

A turtle attacking a cat. Those guys at Kissing Suzy Kolber have more time on their hands to search YouTube that I do.(KSK)
The NHL Playoffs are better that the NBA playoffs. (St. Petersburg Times)
SEC Football coaches are "Staying Alive." (Fanhouse)
Vote to put an angry fat guy from Missouri, and one of Scumdog's good friends, on The Real World.(Real World Casting)
Dumb people get golf clubs, hilarity ensues!!! (With Leather)