The genious that is What Would Tyler Durden Do? is all over the Paris goes to jail fiasco...some highlights
Turning to the Lord
My favorite part is how you can see her nipple through her dress whilst she lugs around the good book.
The booking document
5'8" 115lbs...that's hot.
An eerie foreshadowing
Who do you think is more diseased in the jail, the junkies and whores or Paris? (The latter Scumdog assumes is a bit of a junkie and whore.)
The cavity search
Now a LA County Deputy has been only where Matt Leinart, Brian Urlacher, a cadre of Greek Shipping heirs, the cast of The OC, and the Los Angeles Dodgers have been before.
The great escape
The drama begins.
An electronic ankle bracelet...on no!
The best part about that photo is how the ridiculous glasses draw attention to her poorly reconstructed nose.
House arrest
No matter how big the place is, it could be a living hell for a jet-setting heiress.
Identifying a reason for release
Isn't a suicidal Paris Hilton exactly what the world needs?
The plan erodes...
Uh oh, judge no likey.
You're damn right you're going to court
How did she get out of jail without a judge's orderin the first place?
In cuffs
Finally, video
Another theory
Nothing like a herpes innuendo to get my interest
Mom! It's not fair!
Now she's got to do the whole 45...tee hee
So, is the party cancelled?
Hospital time
Impropriety in Hollywood? Never
The Hilton family gave money, blah blah...
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